Yawnnnnnn.... spam

I was going thru my spma folder and looking at over 500 e-mails from the various spammers just to see if anything jumped out to make fun of.... What has happened to the good spammers anyway? Their e-mails aren't tempting any more... their titles are all the same... they either say get a watch/medicine/laid/enlarged/stock deal... Half of them tpye lkie th.is so they can get passed the spam filters (which doesn't work).... basically... I'm dissapointed. I want quality spam! I want original spam! I want funny spam! Spammers- you've bored me to death! Here's the few I found that were even partially worth my time.... Your order# 7040, you have been refunded. Well then... since I didn't order anything, this is a particular surprise.... I liked this one a lot... This has the stupid randomly generated word at the end.... Sometimes, those words just come out perfectly! 100% SAFE HERBAL MALE ENHANCEMEENT, TRY US OUT bad Inject important flavouring to your experience Cuz we all know that no experience is worth having without that important flavoring! Letter from Donald Trump to You—Please Respond The Donald wrote me? I told him last time I won't give him any st0ck tips! A woman in your city sent you a message OK.... What city do I live in? Did you bother to do your research spammer? Tell me my friggin city Damn you! Screw someone this instant I'd get in trouble in so many ways for this one... First from my wife, then from my job... can you imagine just randomly screwing someone while you sat at work? Anyway... my junk mail was boring today.... Yawnnnnn.... Come on spammers... if you are going to bother sending it, at least make it intersting!