More on spam....

I was digging thru one of my bulk mail folders and I ran into a bunch of e-mail following a theme.... Inject considerable flavour to your aliveness? Supply considerable flavouring to your experience? Contribute considerable flavouring to your liveliness Append considerable spicery to your living? Add up important spicery to your liveliness! Add up substantial spicery to your experience Inject considerable spice to your liveliness Add substantial spiciness to your living WTF?!? Flavour and spicery anyone? Important, considerable and substantial amounts at that! Gee... I didn't realize it was missing, but now.... I was going to do a whole spam post again, but... as I was looking through the few thousand e-mails... I noticed they were all the same ones over and over and over again.... Buy stox Buy fake Rolex Hook up with cheap women Get laid on video Cheap drugs with no perscirptoin E-bay or paypal needs me to verify my account info I won a lottery I didn't play Some dude in nigeria wants to give me millions of dollars Blah blah blah blah.... I need better spammers. I need original spam. I need to be entertained by my spam. There needs to be a law... I know they can't stop spam from coming, so they should at least require it be entertaining. Who do I complain to about unoriginal, boring spam anyway?