Thursday, January 05, 2006

More on spam....

I was digging thru one of my bulk mail folders and I ran into a bunch of e-mail following a theme.... Inject considerable flavour to your aliveness? Supply considerable flavouring to your experience? Contribute considerable flavouring to your liveliness Append considerable spicery to your living? Add up important spicery to your liveliness! Add up substantial spicery to your experience Inject considerable spice to your liveliness Add substantial spiciness to your living WTF?!? Flavour and spicery anyone? Important, considerable and substantial amounts at that! Gee... I didn't realize it was missing, but now.... I was going to do a whole spam post again, but... as I was looking through the few thousand e-mails... I noticed they were all the same ones over and over and over again.... Buy stox Buy fake Rolex Hook up with cheap women Get laid on video Cheap drugs with no perscirptoin E-bay or paypal needs me to verify my account info I won a lottery I didn't play Some dude in nigeria wants to give me millions of dollars Blah blah blah blah.... I need better spammers. I need original spam. I need to be entertained by my spam. There needs to be a law... I know they can't stop spam from coming, so they should at least require it be entertaining. Who do I complain to about unoriginal, boring spam anyway?

5 comments:

Texas_Ivy10 said...

Yep, looks the same as my junk mail folder!

Blueyes said...

Didn't they incarcerate the biggest spammer? You could try calling the hooscow and tell him, I'm sure he's still got connections to help you out ;)

Of course you could get the spammer I had last night using my contact form with this same message "What if you could have the total confidence and the exciting anticipation of being a powerful, virile, accomplished lover each and every time - even at a moment\'s notice? " and then was able to spoof my email off my website to get me 83 returned messages last night as well...I fixed him though and blocked every single IP sector he used from the RIPE/APNIC IPs. I just love that feature.

puremood said...

Woah you get a shitload of spam, eh?

RockyJay said...

Darn that guy in Nigeria!

He promised me NOT to pitch ANYBODY this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, whilst I was putting together the second tranche of my down payment.

I can't believe he offered it to you too... gosh!

Mitey Mite said...

Try this site: www.engrish.com. Most of it is not boring or unimaginative.