Friday, August 05, 2005

Big Brother plus a bonus!

Ok... everybody has been ranting about Big Brother... I figured I'd go about it a different way. Here's my assesment of the players this year: April - Whiney, mousy little chick. Hasn't offered up much except to join the 'friendship'. Ashlea - First one voted out. Couldn't be bothered to stick around for the chance to get back in. Beau - One of the girls... best friend is the most annoying person in the house... Eric - The mighty midget. What kind of kool-aid did he offer up to these people to have them follow him around like sheep? Can't wait till next week when he WON'T be walking back in. Howie - Some days, I think Howie is just playing dumb to fly under the radar... some days I think he really is that dumb. Either way... he's funny as hell! Ivette - Mighty Mouth. I don't care if it goes with strategy or not... PLEASE GET RID OF HER!!!! The ghetto slide was funny. I'll give her that... But she is the most annoying person I have seen on a show since Toni on Paradise hotel! James - Sneaky little shit that is fighting like Hell to keep himself in the game. He'll play whichever side will help him this week. I don't mind that, but all the shit he talks about his girlfriend is something else entirely. Janelle - Blonde bimbo or master chess player? Maybe somewhere in between... I actually like her. Jennifer - Who? What has she said... like two words since she's been there? She just sits around with the 'friendship' and smiles and nods... Kaysar - Had a good hand, but layed it down before anyone else bet. He screwed up and got voted out, but he got lucky and will be back in next week. Maggie - The smarter version of "Crappy". As annoying as Eric was, they should have kicked maggie out first. Hopefully Howie does this this week. Michael - Got shafted by Eric... lost his chance. Rachel - Probably the best player in the house. has positioned herself where both sides like her... Has her own big ambitions that will take her far in the game. Sarah - Walked all over by James. I don't think she'd last two minutes without him, but I think she'd be far better off if he was gone. Pretty stupid. Anyway... That's my thoughts... Loving this season... They are doing just enough to make me feel good one week, then be totally pissed off the next. Gotta love a good reality roller coaster! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ We see it all the time in the news... Somebody else has a new conspiarcy theory as to why George W. Bush is the reason for all the problems in the world! But why wait for the news? Now you can make your own Bush conspiracy theories!!! THE BUSH CONSPIRACY THEORY GENERATOR

10 comments:

R.A. Slater said...

Smile

Bridget Unnel said...

Graham Norton also yaps about someone named Jude on Big Brother, but I'm guessing that's the UK version, eh?

Twist of Kate said...

Ha, you got 'em all pegged don't you! That was a good and accurate take on all of them and I totally agree! Gotta go check out this G. Dubyah thing now...

True Jersey Girl said...

I don't watch Big Brother...

But I have to say, that Dubbya conspiracy generator was right on the money!!! ;)

Anonymous said...

I appreciate your watching this so I don't have to

Anonymous said...

Excellent big brother assessment. Not that I watch the show or anything--the only reason I know all their names and personalities is b/c I have a warehouse of psychic reality-TV perception. Yeah, whatever that is, that's it ... But based on my PURELY psychic reading, I want Kaysar and Janelle to kick ass.

Kimberly said...

Good job on this. So how many times have you voted??

Angie said...

Excellent run down of the houseguests. Though, I will say, I think the producers have done some creative editing to show the worst of James. If my 5,768,576,294,325 votes for Kaysar doesn't get him back in the house I will be ticked off! :)

Beanhead said...

Ooops I am out of the reality tv loop...:(

Anonymous said...

Our Big Brother has been awful this year. I was hooked for about 6 weeks then got so fed up I've hardly watched it. I hope yours makes it over here, I do always enjoy the US Big Brother.