Monday, September 19, 2005

George Bush takes aim at Evacuees.....

I didn't realize how deep Gerge Bush's hatred of the New Orleans black people ran until today. After trying to wipe them all out in New Orleans with the Republican created hurricane Katrina, so many folks fled to Houston.... Well... Here comes Rita! Another Republican created storm on a track across the Gulf Of Mexico slated to hit right here on the Texas coast. I am actually a little suprised... He should know he has a really strong Conservative base here- even his dad lives here.... But I guess that hatred runs deaper. I guess he figures all us rich white conservatives own our own vehicles and we can get out before the storm hits. I guess he figures that only the poor black evacuees will be left in town and he'll finally get them! I'm glad that I'm not in one of the chosen hated groups! I can't imagine being the target of a President that controls the weather! You can even tell that this hurricane was designed to target people from New Orleans just by the name.... 'Rita.... I always figured that most of them would be done in by a drink.

10 comments:

Gina said...

a man after my husbans heart, you sound just like him. ;)

parated2k said...

One Hilarious Satire! Thanks for the morning laugh!

JOE B said...

OMG, that is stinking hilarious. President with the ability to control the weather. I wonder if I give him a call if he can make it sunny and about 75 for Saturday, I am planning to play golf.
Thanks, Joe

Denotsko said...

It's not Bush.... it's Dick Cheney man. He flies around in a big wheather controlling blimp that is powered by the tears of 100,000,000,000 human souls stolen from the middle east.

justdawn said...

Gawd damned Dick Cheney...

Texas_Ivy10 said...

LMAO! Freakin' excellent guppy!

Kevin said...

Be careful. Your tongue might get stuck in your cheek.

Nic said...

I am totally LMAO over here! That is one of the funniest posts I've read in a long time. :) Thanks Guppyman! I almost busted a gut over that one!!!

Angie said...

EXCELLENT post!!!

Michelle said...

LMAO!!!!!!