My list of hurricane preparations....

Earlier I posted the official list of hurricane preparations you should make.... It just didn't look right to me... So I modified it a bit.... *At least a three day supply of canned or bottled alcohol. Any storm is better when you are shitfaced. *Enough ice to keep your beer cold for at least three days.... warm beer sucks. *First aid kit- Whiskey mostly... it'll cure most injuries (or at least make you forget about them) *Limes - Corona always tastes better with lime. *Extra prescription medication (Who cares who it was prescribed to... it'll suffice with enough alcohol to go with it) *Plywood boards to build a boat with when the flood water comes... *Lantern- It's best to mix drinks when you can see so you don't spill any. *Fuel- for those looting trips to the liquor store *Fire extinguisher- to put out any of your drunk friends when they fall on the lantern... *Radio- What's a party without tunes? *Flashlights- You can use them like lightsabers and have a drunken Jedi battle! *Extra batteries - Can't have the tunes die! *Toiletries... Gotta keep the women happy... *Bottle Opener *Munchies - Chips and snacks... *Matches- Because drunk people, no power, killer storm and fire go so well together *Emergency cooking facilities - cuz some munchies just taste better hot. *Baby stuff- So you can talk your drunk friends into eating the creamed spinach... *Portable cooler - To keep the beer in *Mosquito repellant - as if a mosquito could handle you blood alcohol level anyways.... Anyway- The official list needed some tweaking.... I hope this practical list helps you out a little more than there's did.