Tuesday, April 25, 2006
spam spam spam spam......
I haven't done a spam post in awhile.... But they keep sending me material, so I figure I need to go ahead and pass it on for them....
First off... How many different ways can you spell the same word? At least... I think it's the same word... I'm not real hip on the latest slang.... maybe I'm missing something important....?
Re: PHARMACjgcY
Re: PHywyARMACY
Re: PHARMACpuxY
Re: PHARhbvMACY
Re: PHARcpxMACY
Re: PHwjgARMACY
Re: PiomHARMACY
Re: PHARxxrMACY
Re: PmihHARMACY
Re: PHARMvzjACY
Re: PHptcARMACY
Re: PHARMAjjeCY
Re: PHARMmjjACY
Re: PHARnwsMACY
And if that wasn't enough.... The same folks have decided they have other cool new sayings for me too...
Re: CIbrkALlS
Re: VIvsyAGRA
Re: good VALtUfM
Re: good CltALlS
Somebody teach me how to pronounce these things so I can be cool with the kids these days.....!
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Oops.... I think they may have sent this one to the wrong e-mail address... I'm guppyman... not muskrat!
I do feel kinda bad that poor muskrat is having problems though... I sure hope they find him!
We know how you can make it hard again. muskrat
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OK.... I wonder if my degr.e.e.. from these folks will be spelled like that....
Yeah... I have a degr.e.e.. from a repu.t.ib@l inst.i.tui^n!
no exams, no books, no classes just a degr.e.e..
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Ummmmmm.... But is there a reason TO read it?
there is no reason not to read this
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Tell me you don't like this stuff?
Actually.... I love this stuff! I have hours of fun hitting my delete key over and over and over.....
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OK... Time for the WTF part of the show....
Can anybody guess what the next two messages were trying to tell me????
cutworm bagatelle hackberry
Deployment Buckle Hands
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hiya hot stuff, do you think now would be a good time to sleep with me?
Ummmmmmm.....
NO.
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Now these guys are promising some seriously hard stuff.... Quartzite! WOW!
Got problems in the bedroom? We can help. quartzite
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Your wife will love this. masturbate
I about died laughing on this one.... Yeah... your wife will love it.... maybe you'll stop pestering her for sex all the time... Just take matters in your own hands buddy!
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OK folks.... I may not be around much for awhile... Apparently I have been winning contests left and right. I must have forgotten that I entered any of these, but thankfully they were nice enough to send me e-mail reminders (to an e-mail address I never give out even). So if you need me.... I'll be off spending all my money!
FRANK WILLIAMS - WINNING NOTIFICATION, FINAL NOTICE!!!
Greenwich Lottery - Winners Award Notification!!!
AWARD NOTIFICATION 2006 - CONGRATULATIONS FROM HONDA MOTORS....CLAIM YOUR CAR NOW !!
GREAT WEATHER LOTTERY PROGRAMME - CONGRATULATIONS
Ms. Julie Wright - CONGRATULATIONS WINNING NOTIFICATION
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Until next time folks... just remember... spam is your friend.
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7 comments:
LMAO, man you get all the good ones...lol
Looks like ya got on some one's list. A dr. maybe. Who knows. I seen your gas post, FYI down in the valley {rio grande valley that is} gas over the weekend was only {yes only) $2.81 Aren't they a little far to go for gas?
Hey thanks for coming by & posting at my place.
I hate spam. And I think all spammers should die. Slowly. In a rotting tank of dead fish...yea that way. Nice to meet you. Michele sent me.
Spam's only good if it comes in a can.
Guppies are lovely!!! *sigh* mines all black & red :( i envy your fishes.
This one had me rolling Guppyman - The lines:
"Tell me you don't like this stuff?
Actually.... I love this stuff! I have hours of fun hitting my delete key over and over and over....."
is my favorite. I think more keyboards get broken that way...
Haha, I get emails from people named Attenuate H. Judiciousness and Recoiled T. Leakage. You gotta love some of those name generators. They're good for a laugh at least. ;-)
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