Tuesday, May 31, 2005

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If...

1. You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." 2. Your Jedi robe is camouflage. 3. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud 4. At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored. 5. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. 6. You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard. 7. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters. 8. Wookies are offended by your B.O. 9. You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial. 10. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling. 11. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot." 12. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light. 13. You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts. 14. You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window. 15. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women. 16. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca. 17. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck. 18. You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene. 19. You never saw anything wrong with Leia and Luke "hookin' up", and Han shoulda never interfeared..... 20. If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle"

11 comments:

Michele said...

Very funny!

Just stopping by to say hello add to add you to my blogroll.

Indigo said...

Ha ha! Even though I'm sooooooooo over Star Wars it's not even funny.

The Complimenting Commenter said...

That is a great list. I love the x-wing welded shut one. Very funny. Thanks for the laughs.

Riss said...

Okay that last one just about killed me.

TrueJerseyGirl said...

Hehehe...I always love me a good redneck joke.

-xtessa- said...

Ahahahaha!!! Love the last one!

tommy said...

9 rings entirely too true.

Michelle said...

Thanks Jedi Foxworthy. ;) That was funny.

Texas_Ivy10 said...

Hilarious!

I can't WAIT to see the movie!! My kids saw it last weekend and they have done nothing but rant and rave about how good it is!

Star said...

I just saw the movie today so that mad the list even funnier. Actually i enjoyed the list more than the movie.

Pearl said...

now there's a hybrid joke I never foresaw. offbeat :-).